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Masturbating rabbis
I had just come back from Skinny’s when the doorbell rang.
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Skinny Boris
The old jewelry store that Skinny Boris used as his base of operations was on Geary and 20th Ave.
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Many such cases
When I had hired him over the phone, I had given Billy a cover story — a spiel I made up on the spot about how I was hired by some investors to do…
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A couple of autochthonous Americans
It took us about another hour to climb to the top of Tehachapis.
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Who, me, Jewish? No way, man.
Bill, my driver, picked me up from the motel in downtown Bakersfield at 9am and we headed straight out to the ARK’s research division — to the address…
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In search of deep time
As soon as I got news that the lockdown was being lifted, I started making preparations.
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Back in bed
I woke up on the couch — neck stiff, spittle on my chin, still wearing my bright yellow rubber suit and leaded boots.
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The Raid
I checked the neighborhood chat and it was going crazy.
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A Mysterious Source
I was on the couch in the dark watching Total Recall when my phone buzzed and a message popped up.
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Armageddon
As readers know I’ve been slowly writing a sci-fi novel about zionism — about the world that created it and the world that it wants to create.
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Entry #17: Pogrom in the radiation shelter
I was working from home on my computer when news of the nuclear war hit the feed. Israel had launched nuclear ballistic missiles into Pakistan, Iran…
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Entry #16: The lying rabbi
They were there for two days and nights. Hanging out, praying, sacrificing animals. Basically they were partying together. The asshole had lied to me.
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